Rightly or wrongly, the Fins have the unenviable reputation of being frigid - poor buggars (unlike their other Scandinavian neighbours - lucky buggars).
Yet, according to the newspaper, Hymy, Illka Kanerva, frigid Finland's foreign minister, sent 200 steamy text messages from his mobile phone to Johanna Tukiainen, 29, an erotic dancer. Apparently, he suggested she might perform at his 60th birthday party. Perform …. What does he mean?
He now faces calls for his resignation - what the hell is going on, are they MAD? This is their chance for reprieve! In one fell swoop, Illka Kanerva has redeemed their emotionless image. They should erect (pardon the pun) statues, elevate him to the status of public hero, not knock him.
Take a leaf from the French, I say!
Frigid Finland should be applauding, not sacking him; he’s done their dowdy image a power of good. 60th birthday .… 29 years old? Good on you sport / human after all! Go for it – give her one. Who the hell wants a reputation like that?
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